- other people's followers: you're so pretty!
- other people's followers: date me?
- other people's followers: hello
- other people's followers: your blog is flawless!
- other people's followers: I love you!
- other people's followers: how was your day?
- other people's followers: you're awesome!
- other people's followers: dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter!
- my followers:
The moment of preparation before stepping on to the escalator.
When i’m bored, no one texts me, when i’m busy, suddenly I become the most popular person on earth.
How normal people wake up:
How I wake up:
via sodamnrelatable
That awkward moment when you start singing the lyric in the wrong time
Reblog if you’re the retarded friend.
(via toodopetoexist)
People who tag themselves in their profile pictures.
thank you. i was wondering who that person was.

















