• other people's followers: you're so pretty!
  • other people's followers: date me?
  • other people's followers: hello
  • other people's followers: your blog is flawless!
  • other people's followers: I love you!
  • other people's followers: how was your day?
  • other people's followers: you're awesome!
  • other people's followers: dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter!
  • my followers:

The moment of preparation before stepping on to the escalator.

When i’m bored, no one texts me, when i’m busy, suddenly I become the most popular person on earth.

How normal people wake up:

sodamnrelatable:


How I wake up:


via sodamnrelatable

That awkward moment when you start singing the lyric in the wrong time

Reblog if you’re the retarded friend.

People who tag themselves in their profile pictures.